Okay, okay. So, much ado has been made recently about Kim and Kanye naming their new baby girl North West. Yes, it’s a little bit kooky, yes, it’s a little bit out there. But, in the world of celebrity baby names, that’s nothing new. North West is just the newest little Hollywood baby that’s going to be running around with a wild and wacky name. Read on for other crazy celebrity baby names. Claim Your 20 Free Pregnancy Tests – Click Here
Former “Girl Next Door” Holly Madison hinted that her baby girl’s name was going to be unique while she was pregnant, but nobody guessed it would be this far out there! Holly is very defensive of her daughter’s kooky name, saying: “Growing up, there was a girl in my school named Rainbow and I was so envious of that name. I thought it was so pretty and unique!”
Yep, that’s the baby’s name. The whole thing. Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson gave their daughter this gigantic name, and even added in a nickname that she now goes by: Luna. Uma waited three months to reveal her baby girl’s crazy name, but all we can think of is, that poor girl when she has to learn to write her name in school!
It really doesn’t matter if Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale gave their sons crazy rocker names or not. The kids are destined to be cool no matter what. Zuma has the crazy name, but brother Kingston (King for short) was graced with a much more typical name. Either way, these two boys have rocker genes for sure!
We can’t make this stuff up. Penn Jillette, of the illusionist duo “Penn and Teller” came up with this crazy name for his little princess. How did this come about? Penn explains: “I love the name Moxie, I love that’s it’s a purely American word, and those are rare, and I love that it stands for old fashioned spunk and energy. EZ (his wife, Emily Zolten) pushed for her middle name, “CrimeFighter” because EZ doesn’t have a middle name and thinks middle names are stupid. So, it’s just a joke. When she gets pulled over by the police she can show her license and say, ‘We’re on the same side, officer, my middle name is CrimeFighter.”
Jason Lee was the one who infamously gave his son this crazy name. He says of the inspiration: “The opening track, ‘He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot,’ absolutely blew my mind when I first heard it,” Lee told Entertainment Weekly in 2003, referring to the 2000 Granddaddy album The Sophtware Slump. Lee has two more kids now, who he went on to name Casper and Sonny, which while still different, are definitely nowhere near Pilot Inspektor!
Jamie Oliver is a great chef, but a great baby namer? We can’t be so sure about that one! The new baby boy in the family joins three sisters who also have, ahem… unique names: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela and Petal Blossom Rainbow.
Way back before Alicia Sliverstone was doing all of her crazy pre-chewing food stuff, we should have known that something strange was brewing. The Clueless star named her son Bear Blu Jarecki way back in 2011, and that should have been our first clue.
Did you really think Punky Brewster was going to name her kid something normal? One of our favorite Hollywood moms, Soleil Moon Frye, gave her daughter this kooky name back in 2005. Come on now, kids, what did you expect?